Saturday, 16 May 2015

Meeting Overload?

The target audience for this item was my team @ work.

If, like me, you are feeling the pressure of meeting or email overload, have a read of this article about decluttering ... there are some good ideas so worth a read! Those of you who have got to know me will have heard me express similar sentiments and we have made some adjustments to the routine meeting schedule, but still a long way to go! It is in all of our hands.
Don't get me wrong, some meetings are important but every meeting should have a purpose. They must add value. What about the other attendees? When you sit in a meeting, silently consider each of the other attendees and question for yourself why they are there. Why are you there? If you can’t answer these questions, what does that tell you?


With only a little effort, many meetings can be replaced by a quick ad-hoc short chat, why not try it?
Think carefully about the default time allotted for a meeting - do you really need an hour? Can you achieve the same thing in 30 or 45 minutes? Consider starting a meeting at "10 past" the traditional start times - this gives attendees time to get from one meeting to the next, take a comfort break or do whatever it is people do when they have a spare 10 minutes ... it will also mean you can properly start your meeting on time and be more effective immediately.
Imagine if we conducted a meeting audit? How many technology minutes are spent in meetings? I think you would be surprised!
Vendor meetings too, must have a purpose, they must align with strategy and priorities. We must be wary of giving vendors the wrong message, it is very unfair on them for us to waste their time without clear goals.
What about emails? Too many? Consider more ad-hoc face to face contact ... With less but more productive meetings, you might even have more time for this!
Let's propagate and build a culture where we enable productivity and get stuff done, not fall into the trap of too much bureaucracy hindering progress.

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Generation Gap - Am I out of touch?

Not so long ago, across the office, I heard an 18 year old colleague squeal: "OH! LOOK! I got my first dick pick". 

Now!! I pride myself on staying in touch, keeping up, I get the lingo and if I hear a strange one, well I know how to Google. When I heard these words however, passionately spoken, I immediately imagined something resembling a tooth pick but obviously intended for a different part of the anatomy ...  oh! And to be clear - in my head, this looked like some sort of utensil more typically accompanying a seafood platter!

Owwwwwwwch ... Why would you? Why would anyone?

My colleague went on to elaborate, the dick pick was accompanied by an invite for a drink. Oh! Right! Ok! Got it! Got it! Pic not pick, yep, as in photo , something you might post on Instagram ... Yep! Pic ... Ok ... Catching up ... WOW!! Thankfully I didn't humiliate myself with any embarrassing commentary about my own interpretation!

So then my mind turned to wondering, has the generation gap widened so much? When did the male anatomy become so attractive it is presented as temptation to "go for a drink"? Jeez, how can a girl resist? 

I guess it brings new meaning to cocktail hour!

But really? OMG! LOL! Does that actually work? I won't linger over my own experiences but "fetching" isn't my first thought!

Was the pic accompanied by any kind of gauge perhaps? Raised and presented in a pair of tweezers? Kitchen tongs? Or what about BBQ implements to show what a real man he is? 

Seriously? Was it attentive or just hanging around? I didn't dare ask and I gotta be honest, I don't think I actually want to know!! Honestly! I don't! Really I don't!

Is the generation gap so huge? Oh crap, I must be turning into my Mum although to be fair, at least she only had to contend with men with long hair!!!