Now!! I pride myself on staying in touch, keeping up, I get the lingo and if I hear a strange one, well I know how to Google. When I heard these words however, passionately spoken, I immediately imagined something resembling a tooth pick but obviously intended for a different part of the anatomy ... oh! And to be clear - in my head, this looked like some sort of utensil more typically accompanying a seafood platter!
Owwwwwwwch ... Why would you? Why would anyone?
My colleague went on to elaborate, the dick pick was accompanied by an invite for a drink. Oh! Right! Ok! Got it! Got it! Pic not pick, yep, as in photo , something you might post on Instagram ... Yep! Pic ... Ok ... Catching up ... WOW!! Thankfully I didn't humiliate myself with any embarrassing commentary about my own interpretation!
Was the pic accompanied by any kind of gauge perhaps? Raised and presented in a pair of tweezers? Kitchen tongs? Or what about BBQ implements to show what a real man he is?
Seriously? Was it attentive or just hanging around? I didn't dare ask and I gotta be honest, I don't think I actually want to know!! Honestly! I don't! Really I don't!
So then my mind turned to wondering, has the generation gap widened so much? When did the male anatomy become so attractive it is presented as temptation to "go for a drink"? Jeez, how can a girl resist?
I guess it brings new meaning to cocktail hour!
But really? OMG! LOL! Does that actually work? I won't linger over my own experiences but "fetching" isn't my first thought!
I guess it brings new meaning to cocktail hour!
But really? OMG! LOL! Does that actually work? I won't linger over my own experiences but "fetching" isn't my first thought!
Seriously? Was it attentive or just hanging around? I didn't dare ask and I gotta be honest, I don't think I actually want to know!! Honestly! I don't! Really I don't!
Is the generation gap so huge? Oh crap, I must be turning into my Mum although to be fair, at least she only had to contend with men with long hair!!!
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