Expecting Joe Bloggs?

Ever had one of those moments?  Your ears just don't work!  I remember once and an open plan office.. too many years ago to mention .. Reception rang in and Betty answered the phone...

     Joe Bloggs is waiting in Reception....

     B: Anybody expecting Joe Bloggs?

     Are you sure his name is Joe Bloggs?

     B: Yes... Joe Bloggs....

     Back to Reception... sorry no - we are not expecting Joe...

     Joe?  No - not Joe...  Chubb Locks!!!!

     B: Oh yes - send him up, we've been expecting him...

OK... not my best, it was funny at the time though... maybe you had to be there...